Forever.In.My.Mind

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   fuckingomnomnommonster:

   At 0:44 when the dog starts walking QADFNASDBFADSBFDSB HAHAHAHAHHAHAA. 
2. 5
   Dec
   

   I’m creating a new tumblr

   for those few who follow me, if you wish to continue to do so, just message me for my new URL
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   5
   Dec
   

   How To Be A Badass.

   

   • how to be a badass,
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   photojojo:

   Yep, this fish is right up there with the Blobfish.

   Photo by Crezalyn Uratsuji

   (via kelsium)
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   Dec
   
   Jared: What's your sign?

   Interviewer: Leo. Now--

   Jared: Leo...Leo...HOT.

   Interviewer: What's yours?

   Jared: Stegasaurus.

   Interviewer: What?

   Jared: What?
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   (via emmajayy)
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   (Source: acreatureofinfinitemelancholy, via pastelchainsaw)

   • fez
   • that 70s show
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   film-grain:

   (by differentleo)

   (via film-grain-deactivated20110828-)
9. 5
   Dec
   

   I feel like a piece of shit because you called me a piece of shit

   I love it when my father gets worked up over nothing then starts cussing at people and calling them pieces of shit.

   I really wish I didn’t eat that slice of pizza.

   I feel like shit.

   Nowadays I walk the track at my middle school. I walk it for about 45 minutes give or take, I’m like obsessed with it. It’s just me and my music. No one else can interrupt me. I’ve stopped asking my mom if she wants to come, cuz in truth I don’t want her there. 

   Have you ever felt like some days, people in your family just generally don’t like you?

   I wonder that. 

   I love the idea of Christmas and the Christmas Spirit, I like the theory of it. But does it ever happen around me? No. Not at all. During Christmas my family gets more stressed and more foul mouthed than ever before and then my dad goes on a hateful rant saying how he’s the only one with Christmas Spirit.

   I have loads of Christmas Spirit, I just feel like my family sucks it out of me.
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    fumettimarvel:

    lectorconstante:

    Patrullar es siempre más divertido entre dos.

    (los pinta Roberto Ricci)

    .

    (via geek-art)
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    Dec
    
    

    theonlywayiknow:

    Face the truth, you dont actually hate him.

    (Source: moriartyownsthetardis, via wheredidmybloggo-deactivated201)
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    Dec
    
    primescrawl: Observation between life and 'no-life'.

    scribblingfool:

    Cooking = Life
    

    If someone seems to talk a lot about food and isn’t a complete fat asshole that must mean that they really know how to cook! This is a completely false statement because everyone eats food and I’m sure that no one really gives a fuck if you spent three hours cooking a tiny ass…

    (Source: allentriad)

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    Dec
    

    Texts Between My Brother and I From Nov 17-Dec 3

    Mark: Hey can I get a ride home today?

    -

    Mark: Hey when do you get home?

    Me: I'm already home

    Mark: Can you pick me up at 315?

    Me: Sure

    Mark: I'm just gonna walk home

    Me: Seriously I'm here

    -

    Mark: Did you see an I heart Boobies bracelet in the bathroom?

    Mark: Never mind

    -

    Me: Do you need a ride home?

    Mark: Hey I'm at the car

    -

    Mark: Hey when do you wanna go to wal mart?

    -

    Me: Do you need a ride home?

    Mark: I'll meet you by the car

    Mark: Um yeah sure

    -

    Mark: Hey what time do you go home today?

    Me: 1230

    Mark: Ok

    Me: Need a ride?

    Mark: Nah thats too early

    -

    Mark: Hey can you pick me up at 11?

    -

    Mark: What time you leavin today?

    Mark: Hey don't leave I'm just in the bathroom

    Mark: Heather?
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    ellenthestarlouise:

    sowhatswrongtoughguywhythetears:

    rachelbrowen:

    pure-mindless-vandalism:

    infrontoftheocean:

    softshadows:

    terrifyme:

    drfetus:

    explosionnnnn:

    omg

    At first I was like “what a clever troll” and then I looked at the logo and it actually is a 1. God dammit.

    will never unsee this

    I saw this on like my second day of tumblr like a year ago today, and i still have not unseen.

    REMEMBER WHEN.

    TUMBONER. AHAHHAHAA

    VSPDOJVIBA OH MY GOD TUMBONER

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    LMFAO
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    narutokun:

    Kakashi cake …looks awesome!

    

    <3 love

    • kakashi cupcake
    • hatake kakashi

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